How to Tame Your Liam

Dear destined Liam teacher,

Taming a Liam is no easy task. In this guide, you will learn more about your Liam and
pick up a few tricks on how to tame it. Be sure to have read this entire manual
or extreme anger and frustration when dealing with your Liam may occur. This
guide will be split up into two parts. The first part will have facts about a
Liam’s appearance and personal life should you wish to research and get to know
your Liam better. The second part will show you some of your Liam’s behavioral
issues and how to deal with it in times when your Liam is misbehaving. But
before we get to that, let’s get to know your Liam better.

Part 1: Getting to Know Your Liam

The common Liam, (scientific name: William-us Luan-us Ba-us Nguyen-us) is of
Vietnamese decent and is a member of the Nguyen family. Liams are the youngest
members of their families and are sometimes pushed around by their older
siblings. An average Liam has one brother, one sister, a mother and a father.
Liams love to watch movies with their dads on weekends. All Liams have 2 birds
that they like to feed and watch, and 7 fish that they also enjoy feeding and
watching. On weekends, a Liam always calls his friends and either invites them
over, or goes to one of his friends' houses. (They prefer going to their
friends’ houses.)
Liams enjoy playing sports like tennis, basketball and volleyball. The modern day Liam plays on the school volleyball team. Liams play piano at home and
saxophone at school. Most Liams dislike taking piano lessons but due to animal
cruelty, they are forced to anyway.
Liams are often described as humorous, indecisive, slow, annoying and clueless.
A Liam always strives to get a golden honor-roll every term. Outside of school, a Liam’s goal is to be faster at things like completing homework assignments,
being on time, and completing chores.

Trivia:

Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5 feet 7”
Weight: 120 lb
Place of Birth: St. Boniface Hospital, Winnipeg MB, Canada
Date of Birth: April 16, 1998

Now
that you know more about your Liam, it’s time you learned how to deal with its
behavior.

Part 2: Dealing With the Behavior of Your Liam

The first thing you should know about your Liam, is that it is a slow worker because it loves to procrastinate. A Liam will often sit around doing nothing when it really should be working. This may lead to distracting others, talking and making noise, and other signs of disruptive behavior.
Although, once a Liam get’s started, it may be able to work silently for long periods of time until distracted. (Liams tend to be easily distracted). Studies show, that one of the
best ways to get a Liam started, is to snap it out of his procrastinating state
of mind and tell it to get down to business.

Another behavioral issue that the common Liam has is that it has listening problems. Liam researchers don’t believe that a problem with their ears are the cause of the issue, but merely because they just aren’t listening. As mentioned before, Liams are easily distracted which is the main reason why they don’t listen. Instead of listening, you may find that your Liam is talking or working on something else.
However, once a Liam is interested in whatever you may be talking about, it can be very
focused in on the topic. Ironically, a Liam studies very little because it
picks up facts that it needs to know from listening in class. But whenever it
isn’t listening, interrupt whatever it is doing and perhaps ask it to repeat
what you just said.

Tip: Please note that Liams strongly dislike being
moved to different locations of the classroom. You should think twice about
moving your Liam unless if absolutely necessary.

If you study this guide hard and follow all of its steps, you are sure to be a
first-class Liam teacher. Remember, no matter how disruptive a Liam may be,
they can be a lot of fun and always look forward to a great year with their
teachers.

Thank you for reading this guide and I wish you luck with your Liam! (You’ll need
it.)

-In memory of others who have
attempted to teach a Liam. May they rest in peace.